Transparency? Open Dialogue?

With more than 200 individual threads and thousands of comments on the eligibility issue alone, moderators of the White House website on "open government dialogue" have been working tirelessly to edit the dialogue about Barack Obama's elusive "long-form" birth certificate.

Obama has never released the standard, "long-form" birth certificate that would show which hospital he was born in, the attending physician and establish that he truly was born in Hawaii, as his autobiography maintains.

The "Certification of Live Birth" posted online and widely touted as "Obama's birth certificate" does not in any way prove he was born in Hawaii, since the same "short-form" document is easily obtainable for children not born in Hawaii. The true "long-form" birth certificate – which includes information like the name of the birth hospital and attending physician – is the only document that can prove Obama was born in Hawaii, but to date he has not permitted its release for public or press scrutiny.

Stay tuned for a national billboard campaign that simply reads:

" Where is the birth certificate? "

   As a matter of fact, we will make it our sign off tagline evrytime we post.

  " Where is the birth certificate? "

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Dateline: June 5, 2009 10:10 AM

After being interviewed by the school administration, the prospective teacher said:  

'Let me see if I've got this right. 

'You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning.  

'You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride.

'You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job.

'You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the final exams.

'You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English, Spanish or any other language, by letter, telephone, newsletter, and report card.

'You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard,a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps.

'You want me to do all this and then you tell me....... I CAN'T PRAY?

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  Dateline: New Jersey 6/08/09 3:41 PM

 Finally. I understand OBAMA!

    Ifinally know why Obama ran for President of the United States and NOT Governor of Hawaii.  Because the document that Obama's camp presented online,as proof of his birth in Hawaii is not acceptable for public ofice IN Hawaii.. He would have to produce the vault copy of his birth certificate.

    But he refuses to produce that vault copy to prove he is eligible to be President.

    Instead his camp has spent over $1000,000 fgihting law suits to produce it.

    Quite simply.  " Where is the birth certificate "

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 Dateline: New Jersey 6/26/09 :05 AM

Michael Jackson Dead!

Lord, if there ever is such a thing as good things come in threes...Sharpton...Jackson.

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 Dateline: New Jersey 6/30/09 2:58 PM

 Obama's Market rally

   What happened to the market rally that Obama's advisors have been chirping about " now that the world is understandong his programs and seeing the results of his leadership. "

    Well? Just another silly statement attempting to make the Kenyan appear, as if he is capable.

    And where is the birth certificate???